At Chat Masala, not only might you spot footballer-turned-restaurateur V. Sundramoorthy, but you will also excite your tastebuds with the Mysore mutton, eggplant strips and carrot cake. The menu includes North Indian, South Indian and not-so-Indian dishes. Try the devil prawn (or if you prefer, fish head) curry, mutton briyani and butter chicken.
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